... isn't Lord Grantham. Or even Mr. Bates.
Actually, it's our own David Downton, illustrator extraordinaire, who's put pen to paper and conjured up exqusiite images for (almost) every Beauty Bible we've ever written.
So imagine the rosy glow of pride when Oscar de la Renta's delectable new Live In Love fragrance landed on our desk - featuring this pinktastic David Downton confection on the box.
We can't remember another illustrator ever having his work showcased in this way.
So that surely is the sweet smell of success...