There are upsides and downsides to sharing life with a partner.
A downside: his grooming stuff, which often makes a takeover bid for the the shelf over the basin.
So, for Friday (when we like to peek inside a beautiful bathroom on your behalf), a solution. (With thanks to Sacramento Street, an American interiors blog.)
Take one mirrored tray. Place on back of cistern. Neatly arrange all his lotions, potions, unguents (plus a framed photo and maybe something butch and botanical).
Be generous, while you're at it, and give the whole darned lot a good wipe.
Saves on 'bathroom rage', we promise. And if it all migrates back again?
Repeat the process.
And file under: 'Love is... tidying his moisturisers.'