There, that got your attention.
Though actually, we're not talking about the gorgeous and sexy Mr. Ford himself. We're referring to his equally gorgeous and sexy make-up, which just debuted at Harrods, Harvey Nichols and Selfridges (all London) as well as Brown Thomas in Dublin.
And as you can see from this shot of a so-wearable eyeshadow quad - we'd go so far as to call it an instant classic - the dark brown packaging, with its gold 'library style' spine (and very satisfying 'click factor'), is as covetable as make-up gets. The textures are bliss, too. And the shades? D-i-v-i-n-e.
Though if you really want to show your finger's on the pulse, you'll be wanting to grow your nails a bit, 40s vamp style, to show the compact off to its best effect. And gloss them a deep, shiny red.
Even though Tom doesn't actually make nail varnish yet. But it's surely a matter of time. And till then, we'll be panting for it, Tom.
Er, the varnish, that is.
Yes, that's what we meant, honestly.
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